Oh, No, Not Again

Crowd cheers when valedictorian quotes Trump. Then reveals it was Obama

LOUISVILLE — Bell County High School student and valedictorian Ben Bowling wanted to share some words of wisdom with his graduating class, but there was a twist that no one saw coming.

“This is the part of my speech where I share some inspirational quotes I found on Google,” Bowling said in his speech. “‘Don’t just get involved. Fight for your seat at the table. Better yet, fight for a seat at the head of the table.’ — Donald J. Trump.”

The crowd burst into applause.

“Just kidding,” Bowling said. “That was Barack Obama.” Continue reading..


Is Roseanne Barr Spaced Out On Weed?

Roseanne Barr has moved from Ambien to her costars in targeted Tweets after show cancellation

Roseanne Barr is now targeting her costars.

It’s admittedly hard to keep up with Barr’s dizzying response to her self-made catastrophe Tuesday, when she fired off a racist tweet aimed at Obama White House adviser Valerie Jarrett and subsequently saw ABC cancel her top-rated reboot.

After her tweet, Barr swore off Twitter (again), then returned with a series of apologies: to Jarrett, her fans and the people who work for her. She said she does “not want” her tweet “defended-it was egregious Indefensible.” At one point, the comedian blamed “Ambien tweeting.”

“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting-it was memorial day too,” she said.

Yet in the middle of the night on Wednesday she began lashing out at her costars who publicly spoke out against the tweet that ultimately cost them all their jobs.

More: Inside Roseanne Barr’s history of offensive tweets

Take Michael Fishman, who played D.J. Conner on the show. Fishman released a lengthy statement Tuesday saying Roseanne’s “cast, crew, writers and production staff strived for inclusiveness.” He added: “The words of one person do not exemplify the thinking of all involved.”

Barr hit back: “i created the platform for that inclusivity and you know it. ME. You throw me under the bus. nice!”